Student: What number should I write, Miss Counts?
Me: One that is less than 100.
Student: Okay. 99 it is.
Me: Why did you get into trouble at Music?
Student: I don't know....
Me: I am very disappointed. You usually have wonderful behavior. What happened?
Student: I just don't know! All I did was breakdance!
Students: AGH! Run at Miss Counts!
Me: Umph! You're squeezing my bladder!
Student A: What does that mean?
Student B: That means she's gonna pee on you.
Me: Honey, this is the third day you have chosen not to work during writing time. You will be spending recess with me.
Student: Ah man Miss Counts. I'm gonna be in so much trouble with my mom when I tell her.
Me: You will actually tell your mom that you spent recess with me?
Student: Yeah, my mom makes me tell the truth everyday after school or I get into trouble twice as much. I dunno how she knows, but she always knows.
Me: Well, then I suppose we need to work harder in writing, huh?
Student: Yeah, or I'll have to write even more at home.
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